I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
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What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
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