Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
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How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
this will be a night to untag.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
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You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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