would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
