South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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