Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
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Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
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it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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