YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
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