My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
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