I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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