Only a mothe r could love this liver
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
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How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
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Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.