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(660): View more from Missouri

I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point

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(612): View more from Minnesota

new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...

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(419): View more from Ohio

I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.

(401): View more from Rhode Island

Jesus...So southern.

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(334): View more from Alabama

I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol

(256): View more from Alabama

Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants

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(913): View more from Kansas

Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?

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