Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(330): View more from Ohio

She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker

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(806): View more from Texas

This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..

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(847): View more from Illinois

Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life

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(602): View more from Arizona

She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically

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(214): View more from Texas

My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.

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(225): View more from Louisiana

I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean

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