She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
19 People Did The Wildest Things When They Were Black-Out Drunk
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
21 Signs That A Dude is Probably Insane
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean