hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
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Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine