But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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