I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Randomize
