i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Randomize
