thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
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Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
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Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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