Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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