I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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