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you win
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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