Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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