I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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