That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
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his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
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Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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