he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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