I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
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I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
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If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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