I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
Randomize