dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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