Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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