Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
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Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
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Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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