Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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