Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I feel like abortions should bother me more
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Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
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All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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