it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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