Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
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She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Sorry my hands just texted you
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
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