I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Everyone says I win the strip club
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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