I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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