Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
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I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
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I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I FOUND THE LEGS