there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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