dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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