Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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