Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
True college students do jello shots in the library
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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