You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
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Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
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Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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