I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
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Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
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Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
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