I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
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its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
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I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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