So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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