I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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