Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
