I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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