I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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