I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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