like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
cat food counts as protein by the way
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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