Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
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Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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