omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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