she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
He did a backflip because drugs
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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