But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
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No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
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I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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