I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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