Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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